Boxing
Alfred Mace, a minister of the Word of God, and his father Jim Mace, one time World heavy weight boxing champion and knock out specialist, were out walking together one day when a funeral cortege approached. "Here he comes again, dad, and beaten only once, " said the younger Mace. The old boxer immediately assumed a fighting stance and said, "Where is he? He ain't felt the power of MY punch. ""There he goes, dad, and his name is Death, " said the younger minister.