Cannibals

A missionary went to some islands many years ago and fell into the hands of cannibals."Going to eat me, I presume?" asked the missionary. The Chief grunted in the affirmative."Don't do it" he advised, "you won't like me."

Thereupon, the missionary took out a knife, sliced a piece from the calf of his leg and handed it to the cannibal. "Try this, and see for yourself." The chief took one bit and choked. The missionary worked on the island for fifty years.He had a cork leg.