For Sale
One cross, almost new, too heavy, cramps my style in keeping up with the world. One talent, slightly shelf worn, unused for several years. One bundle of seldom christian opportunities. Among these church attendance and personal witnessing. One badly used christian influence. Buyer will be able to repair it and use it more carefully. Can be invaluable person. These items may be seen anytime in the basement of my house at Careless Avenue and Neglect Street.
Signed: Careless Christian.