You too could fly
Soren Kierkegaard tells about a make believe country where only ducks live. On Sunday morning all the ducks came into church, waddled down the aisle, waddled into their pews, and squatted. Then the duck minister came in, took his place behind the pulpit, opened the duck bible and read,"Ducks! You have wings, and with wings you can fly like eagles. You can soar into the sky! Ducks, you have wings! All the ducks yelled,"Amen!" And then they all waddled home.